Paintbrush: Hey Charlie
Paintbrush: You there?
Paintbrush: I mean evidentially your not in this conversation current but are you there in general?
Paintbrush: Basically you still alive?
IrregularCharlie: Oh hey Paintbrush, great timing I need to talk to you.
Paintbrush: I started this convo, I go first!
IrregularCharlie: BLARG!
IrregularCharlie: You hear me?
IrregularCharlie: BBBBLLLLAAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!
Paintbrush: It's just that I might have given Tram Bum the wrong CD earlier.
Paintbrush: We're missing the beta version of the program so I may have accidentally given TB the wrong disk.
IrregularCharlie: Huh, that might be why it doesn't work.
Paintbrush: Wait it doesn't work?
Paintbrush: Strange.
IrregularCharlie: Whys that strange it's the beta version isn't it?
Paintbrush: Well yeah but it should still work.
Paintbrush: The issue is that we used that version of the program to fall back on if we had a catastrophic loss of data.
Paintbrush: But we didn't ever need to.
Paintbrush: So it's still like the "raw" version of the game.
Paintbrush: At least that's what I gathered from Sunshine.
IrregularCharlie: Huh... will that cause issues?
Paintbrush: Who can say really.
Paintbrush: With something on a scale like this there are a WAY to many variables to consider.
IrregularCharlie: I thought ya'll were all ageless and crap?
Paintbrush: We are.
IrregularCharlie: Well with all that time couldn't you calculate the variables?
Paintbrush: Depends.
IrregularCharlie: On what?
Paintbrush: You think you have 14 million years to live?
IrregularCharlie: >:c
Paintbrush: Better yet, do you think the hapless idiots have 14 million years to live?
IrregularCharlie: >:C
IrregularCharlie: Oh dear.
IrregularCharlie: My angry emoticon hath the largest frown I've seen him with for a while.
IrregularCharlie: I'm not sure how long I can restrain his unbridled rage!
Paintbrush: Oh...
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: (This pause is so you can tell how authentic my terror is.)
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: HEAVENS!
IrregularCharlie: hahahaha XD
Paintbrush: Look, all you've gotta do is convince Tram Bum to come back to me and I'll give him the actual disk.
IrregularCharlie: Oh okay that shouldn't be a problem. :D
Paintbrush: Awesome.
IrregularCharlie: Hang on what about the beta disk?
Paintbrush: Doesn't matter really.
IrregularCharlie: Why not?
Paintbrush: Well Tram Bum is the last of the walking cadavers to enter right?
IrregularCharlie: For gods sake man can we keep your misplaced hatred to a minimum. :/
Paintbrush: Yeah yeah, I'll try not rehash that argument.
Paintbrush: So what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
IrregularCharlie: OH YEAH!
IrregularCharlie: This "Glorton Peeper" software is kinda...
IrregularCharlie: uh...
Paintbrush: Awesome?
IrregularCharlie: Yeah Paintbrush it's awesome.
IrregularCharlie: With all of its horrible fucking typing sounds and occasional glitches.
IrregularCharlie: Hell I just watched the guys already in the game having a battle.
IrregularCharlie: And before you ask, no I wasn't trying to view it.
IrregularCharlie: So yeah fucking flawless.
Paintbrush: Strange...
Paintbrush: hang on I'll ask Sunshine...
Paintbrush: did you patch it?
IrregularCharlie: Patch what?
Paintbrush: Charlie...
Paintbrush: you have to be the only person I know who doesn't patch software, WHEN THEY GET IT.
IrregularCharlie: >:C >:C
IrregularCharlie: SEE NOW HE BROUGHT HIS BROTHER ALONG!
IrregularCharlie: SHIT IS GETTING ALL KINDS OF SERIOUS!
Paintbrush: SHUT UP AND DOWNLOAD THE DAMN PATCH YOU MORON!
IrregularCharlie: FINE I'LL DOWNLOAD IT AND THEN YOU'LL SEE!
Paintbrush: See what?
IrregularCharlie: THE THING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY TERRIFYING!
Paintbrush: Which is?
IrregularCharlie: >:(C >:(C
IrregularCharlie: NOW THEY HAVE DISAPPROVING PENCIL MUSTACHES!
Paintbrush: You beast.
IrregularCharlie: ;D
IrregularCharlie: Oh one more thing before I go.
IrregularCharlie: TB's computer is really old.
IrregularCharlie: Like 300 years old.
Paintbrush: N damn he's worse than you.
Paintbrush: I'll see if I can convince Smashed to make the game compatible with older operating systems.
IrregularCharlie: How did you manage to get the whole legion to go along with our plan?
Paintbrush: I'm a charming son of a bitch. ;P
Paintbrush: Also this is mostly your plan.
IrregularCharlie: Which would be impossible without your help.
Paintbrush: Hardly, where did you even find this game?
Paintbrush: We've be trying to figure out the coding for this game but it's beyond even Sunshine and Smashed's skills.
IrregularCharlie: Like I said it was a gift.
Paintbrush: From this "powerful friend" of yours?
IrregularCharlie: Yeah, like I said before.
Paintbrush: Still can't tell me anything else?
IrregularCharlie: Nope. :D
Paintbrush: Seriously how can you trust this guy?
IrregularCharlie: I just can.
Paintbrush: That's not very fucking comforting with something this huge!
IrregularCharlie: I thought we weren't gonna rehash this argument!
Paintbrush: ...
Paintbrush: Fine.
IrregularCharlie: Hang on...
IrregularCharlie: If you don't understand the game's code how can you have a beta version of it?
Paintbrush: Yeah I asked Sunshine and Smashed this as well.
Paintbrush: Apparently whatever this game is coded in is damn near indecipherable apart from two sections.
Paintbrush: The entrance and viewing port software and it's routines are reportedly very simple and easily edited.
Paintbrush: They're basically fanboying over everything on this CD.
Paintbrush: It seems that there are a bunch of routines they haven't figured out yet.
Paintbrush: They're both obsessed trying to crack 'em.
Paintbrush: Kinda nice seeing them get this excited.
Paintbrush: But yeah, we've basically been messing around with the viewing and entrance software, trying to get it to work on any platform.
Paintbrush: Btw how did you get the others to enter the game, I don't even recognise their species.
IrregularCharlie: A friend helped. :P
Paintbrush: A powerful one?
IrregularCharlie: Of course.
Paintbrush: ...
IrregularCharlie: Anyway mang I need to get back to it keep me posted?
Paintbrush: Yeah.
IrregularCharlie: Sweet, we'll chat laters! :D
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